I have a little story for you. This was a few years ago. I still remember this but it's positive one. I went into a sandwich shop after work one day to get some lunch. There was only one guy behind the counter and no other customers in the shop. I walked up to the counter and started to order. I blocked a little on my speech and this guy started laughing at me. I looked at him right in his eyes and said, "What's so \*\*\*\*\*\*\* funny? Make my sandwich before I come behind that counter and kick your \*\*\*!" After he made my sandwich, I walked away from the register and said, "Thanks for the free sandwich a\*\*\*\*\*\*!" And walked out without paying. It would have been a pleasure to beat him up I admit. But, I got a free sandwich 😉