I had a traumatizing experience in high school once (actually there were many, but this one stands out to me). There was a girl I was absolutely crushing on in my English class, but we were barely just aquaintences and only talked online, and after class one day I wanted to jokingly say to her "hey, leave a comment on my myspace " + :P, but it turned out to be more like \*walk up to her\* "...h-...(block + awkward silence).... hey... l-lll-llll-llla-lllaall-lleave me a c-comment onmmmyspacesometime" The worst part was that I felt like it was awkward for her, and that she only ever talked to me just because she felt sorry for me. I can just remember her expression staring at me trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, then awkwardly saying "OK!" then hurrying off. Fuckin kill me