Using Stuttering Itself as a Pick Up Line. Funny/Inspiration

Using Stuttering Itself as a Pick Up Line. Funny/Inspiration Above anything else, me being 6'1, being really into fitness, being 19 with a physical job that pays a little over double minimum wage, my stutter and confidence with my stutter has gotten me laid more than anything else. Idk if this is just the southern hospitality I come from where a chick won't just blow you off because she thinks you're mentally deficient because of how you talk but if you have a stutter they will pay 10 times more attention to the words you're saying than any other guy in that room from my experience, even when I was little 5'7 anorexic depressed kid when I got the confidence to talk to a chick she listened and gave me all the attention she possibly could. I honestly believe it's because they see it as more of a "he can't talk easily but he's making an honest effort to talk to me so I have a strong compulsion to assume he is being completely honest and genuine about everything he's saying." This is the more serious part of this post the funny will come soon I promise. Guys with stutters, don't assume they'll think you're a loser or anything like that because you have a stutter, own it, be confident in your stutter, lead with the fact you have a stutter so they're not caught too off guard if it gets really bad. 9 times out of 10 that girl will listen to you more than any other guy because they understand it's harder for you to say anything at all to her than for any of those other guys and you're actually doing it. Now onto the less serious funny part, after I get my normal introduction out of the way and we are talking and she's vibing with me, I'm vibing with her, it feels like that time for a strong pick up line to maybe ask her out or take her home depending on if you're still in school or just at a bar or out somewhere doing whatever and whatever you want to happen with her the strongest pick up line for taking her home I've found is normally right after a really bad stutter, "you see how (messed) up I talk? Imagine what that stutter would feel like between your legs." If it's more of an asking out thing I go for something a bit more nuanced but you get the idea, you can use your stutter as a strength with chicks. They'll listen to you more because they know it's harder to talk for guys like us. If you own it and laugh at your own stutter they'll not be afraid to laugh as well and making a girl laugh is one of the best things you can do when you're flirting with them. Kinda like Brad Williams (he doesn't have a stutter he's a dwarf) he owns that he's a dwarf, he has confidence in it, he laughs at himself for it and the dude has no issues with ladies because he make them laugh. TLDR: Own your stutter, be confident in it, don't let the person you're flirting with feel bad for you, laugh at yourself and they'll laugh with you and the best thing you can do while flirting is make the person you're flirting with genuinely laugh. TLDR Highlight Quote: "You see how (messed) up I talk? Imagine what that stutter would feel like between your legs."