I find talking with a very mild accent or unique voice, nothing too crazy unless you're feeling it, works well...but honestly and I don't mean to sound negative (and do get what you're saying and have likely felt that way before ) but that attitude negativity and hopelessness is not gonna do you any favors . There's more than one way to say or do anything, and just being a little more optimistic can really change the course of things...food for thought and I wish u the best