When I go out to eat, I usually just go for a patty melt. That keeps me from having to customize my burger. Don't have to say, "no lettuce or tomato." I can just say, "patty melt," and I get the meat, cheese, and onion that I like without any fuss. Except one time I went to a place that put mushrooms on the melt. Fucking mushrooms. Never went back there again.