Ok, so... I go into see a coworker to ask her something, or say hi, whatever. Anyway, I go in and ask "what's going on" and I notice she has a pair of those big novelty scissors for cutting ribbons and such things, so my greeting unconsciously changes to "what's going on with you and your big ass scissors?" But, as I'm sure most of you know, with someone who stutters, words sometimes don't come out in a timely fashion. For example, sometimes I get stuck on the very beginning of words that start with "s". Therefore, what I actually said was "Hey, what's going on with you and your big ass.......................................................................................... ...........................................................................scissors?" Then: awkward. Now: pretty funny.