That rarely works to impress girls. Clown him back. We all have our flaws and insecurities, you just gotta find his and give him a taste of his own medicine. My case, I lost my cool and let my temper get the best of me. The fact it worked out in the long run wasn’t in my head when I punched Chris Smith right in his big ass nose. Do stick up for yourself, bullies love to go after people that look like easy victims, however you stick up for yourself is a choice you have to make in the moment, not what some random guy on Reddit did over 35 years ago.