How all my phone calls go: "Hello? Are you there? I can't hear you." "Hi yes I just *begins a stutter*" "You're breaking up I can't hear you" "Hi yes I just have a" "Ma'am you're breaking up still." "I just have a" "You're gonna have to call us back." "I JUST HAVE A STUTTER" "OH!! *lots of awkward laughter* well I'm so sorry! I couldn't hear you and thought you were breaking up! Hahahahaha again ma'am I am so sorry about that how can I help you today? *proceeds to interrupt me during the whole call* again so sorry about that!!!"