I once had a cop who thought I only stuttered when I lied, one day I was walking home and he pulled up and said there was a report of a stolen TV nearby, I said I had it and asked if he wanted to search me for it, didn't miss a beat ....I had a booking officer start talking to me slow like I was slow or something, luckily I got mad and told him, look I'm not a fucking retard so stop talking slow to me u fucking idiot....ugh, growing up in a small ass town...lots of great times and people as well tho!